Sunday, January 31, 2010

i live in utah...

~If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.
~If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah.
~If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
~If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
~If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
~If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
~If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
~If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
~If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Utah.
~If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
~If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
~If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
~If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
~If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
~If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
~If you actually understand these jokes you live in Utah.


Lisa M. said...

I got a good laugh, out of this!

Adam and Julianne said...

Oh my goodness! Haha. They are all so true!! P.S. Congratulations on the baby!!!! You will make such a wonderful mommy!

Tasha Stout said...

I totally laughed about this because it is so true! I have had someone ask where something was and I didn't even work there. So Utah! Oh, and I am so excited for you! You will be so awesome as a mom!

Our ABC Family said...

Oh my heck, I laughed so hard at all of these because of how true they really are! I hope you don't mind but I borrowed this from you and posted it on our blog as well. Too funny not to share! Thanks for the laughs!

A 'n D said...

JENNIE-WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!! i am SO behind on blogs and somehow, you were not on my updates list on used to be... so i am WAY late on this, but.....
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! for your wee one on the way!!!!! i'm dying to talk to you more and could not be more excited for you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we'll talk soon!